The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that matters, once again, remain broadly under control.
The Department for Constitutional & Strategic Affairs confirms that Tiggy and Luther’s constitutional meeting has now concluded. Formal recommendations have been prepared and will be presented at some point.
The Department for Elections & Governance reports that conditions on Platforms 5 & 6 remain challenging. According to reports, Miss Emmeline Peckhurst has never been ‘flappier’.
The Department for Health & Safety (Ant Division) reminds all Office personnel that all accidents, injuries and near misses must be reported using the appropriate forms and submitted within 24 hours of the incident. Failure to complete the necessary paperwork may result in further paperwork.
The Department for Personnel Records & Resource Management reminds all Office personnel that preparations continue for the forthcoming Staff Census. All employees, consultants and freelancers are reminded that they will need to ensure that their employment status, species, number of legs and any undocumented departmental appointments are accurately declared.
Station Rats A & B remain securely accommodated within the Custody Suite.
The Office wishes all staff, passengers and creatures a pleasant evening.