The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that matters, once again, remain broadly under control.
Following a review by the Department for Internal Reviews & Procedural Oversight, the Department for We Pardon You Tiggy has now concluded that this morning’s trip hazard incident arose as the result of an unfortunate misunderstanding between the Department for Health & Safety and the Department for Health & Safety (Ant Division). The matter is now considered closed.
Department for Elections & Governance reports that conditions on Platforms 5 & 6 remain unsettled. Miss Emmeline Peckhurst continues to oversee proceedings, though sources suggest she has become considerably more ‘flappy’ as the day has progressed.
Department for Foreign Affairs & International Relations reports that Field Operative Phileas Moss Esq. has now been informed that he has, in fact, been travelling up City Road in the opposite direction to Upton. He is expected to make a U-turn and recommence his journey as soon as he has finished his curry.
Station Rats A & B remain securely accommodated within the Custody Suite and continue serving their respective sentences.
The Office wishes all staff, passengers and creatures a pleasant evening.