The Department for Internal Reviews & Procedural Oversight has concluded its review into the actions of Anita Butler of the Department for Health & Safety (Ant Division) in relation to today’s trip hazard incident.
The review has established that the Department for Health & Safety had, in fact, been working alongside Tiggy in producing the latest instalment of the Office educational series:
“What Not To Do At Work”
This photograph was intended as the official follow-up to the previous educational bulletin reminding staff that sleeping on the Station Server is to be avoided (https://tinyurl.com/hwy6rxf6).
The Department therefore concludes that Tiggy was, in fact, undertaking legitimate official Office business and was not simply lying spread-eagle across the station concourse without good reason.
Accordingly, Tiggy is hereby granted a full and unconditional pardon.
The Department further concludes that, whilst Anita Butler of the Department for Health & Safety (Ant Division) acted with her customary diligence, she may wish in future to make slightly more thorough enquiries before initiating formal proceedings, particularly where another Department for Health & Safety may already be involved.
Department for We Pardon You Tiggy