The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that all remains broadly under control.
The Department for Elections & Governance confirms that Station Rat A and Station Rat B remain in custody and continue to assist investigators regarding the mysterious moth-attracting illumination observed during the Employee of the Week ballot. The ballot remains suspended.
Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst, Interim Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs & Flying Mammal Affairs (Platform 5/6 Division), continues to oversee demonstrations calling for voting rights to be extended to all creatures. The Department for Health & Safety (Ant Division) has now completed its investigation into yesterday’s incident involving a discarded Greggs bag and is expected to publish its findings later today. All protesters are reminded that anti-social behaviour will not be tolerated.
The Department of Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis would like to remind human subjects that statistical analysis is a serious discipline. The Office asks that human subjects refrain from mentions of balls, sticks or walkies within earshot of the departmental office, as even whispers of such things result in dramatic and immediate dips in productivity. Indeed, even Head of Department Harley acknowledges that she is often unable to regulate her excitement levels or remain focused on departmental work when confronted with such thoughts.
It is understood that Field Operative Philieas Moss Esq. has commenced the writing of the second instalment of his explanation concerning recent expenditure. The Department for Auditing & Financial Compliance is becoming increasingly weary.
The Office wishes all human subjects a happy and productive Tuesday.