The Department is pleased to confirm that its missing Field Operative has been located at The Queen at Chester Hotel after being diverted from his intended route by an unexpected aerial incident.
Although currently described as being in a somewhat delicate condition, the operative is now completing FORM UAI 45ci (Unexpected Aerial Incident Report) for submission to the Department for Health & Safety (Ant Division), and readying himself to resume his mission.
We are aware of questions being raised regarding the operative’s expense account, with particular concerns around the cost of overnight hotel accommodation. Whilst the Department sees no issue, as a matter of routine administrative procedure the claim has been referred to the Department of Auditing & Financial Compliance for review.
In short, the mission to procure an Avian Translation Expert remains active.
Department of Foreign Affairs & International Relations