2.14 Platform 5 Update

The Office of Tiggy can confirm that voting operations continue on Platform 5.

Emmeline, Interim Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs (Platform 5 Division), reports that turnout remains high but that ongoing translation difficulties continue to slow proceedings.

Emmeline has requested an update from the Department for Foreign Affairs & International Relations regarding their investigation into a possible organisation in the Upton area believed to house avian translation experts – the department has assured Emmeline that an update will be issued “all in good time.”

Meanwhile, the Department for Underground and Subterrain Affairs continues its investigation into rumours of unauthorized digging activity in the vicinity of Platform 5.

In light of the ongoing issues, the vote for Employee of the Week has been extended until 5pm GMT on 18 June.