The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that matters remain broadly under control.
The Department for Elections & Governance continues its investigation into weekend Flying Mammal voting. The Employee of the Week ballot remains temporarily suspended pending the conclusion of these enquiries.
While the vote is suspended, Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst has resumed her duties on Platform 6 where protests to extend the Employee of the Week vote (should it recommence) to all mammals, arachnids, and insects continue. Reports indicate that at least seven demonstrators have laid eggs in a discarded apple core, so numbers are expected to swell considerably over the coming hours.
The Department of Foreign Affairs & International Relations confirms that Philieas Moss has acknowledged receipt of the Request for Clarification of Expenditure and is preparing a full written response for the Department of Auditing & Financial Compliance.
Harley and the Department of Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis continue their analysis. Publication of the Department’s full report remains delayed pending the recovery of Pepper BSc (Hons), FICSA’s missing tennis ball and the completion of the PA (Parasite Awareness) course which Toffee has been requested to undertake by the Department for Workplace Health & Safety following her emergency flea treatment yesterday.
Tiggy has now retired to her office for light refreshments, deliberations and likely a nap. The office wishes all human subjects a good day.