The Office can confirm that matters remain broadly under control.
The Department for Elections & Governance continues its investigation into weekend Flying Mammal voting. The Employee of the Week ballot remains suspended pending the outcome of those enquiries.
Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst’s statement has been received by the Office and noted. The Department’s investigation continues.
Demonstrations on Platform 6 remain ongoing. Following Toffee’s temporary withdrawal for emergency flea treatment, Buzz has continued crowd management duties without significant incident.
The Department of Foreign Affairs & International Relations confirms that field operative, Philieas Moss, has been asked to provide clarification regarding certain expenditure incurred during his current mission. The Department of Auditing & Financial Compliance advises that reimbursement remains under review pending receipt of his response.
Harley and the Department of Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis continue their statistical analysis. The full report remains outstanding, together with the whereabouts of Pepper BSc (Hons), FICSA’s tennis ball.
Governance has now concluded for the day.
The Office wishes all human subjects a very pleasant evening.