The Office is delighted to report that, following the disappearance of Tiggy’s tracker, Michał Marosz has incredibly kindly provided her with a brand-new one.
It arrived accompanied by a lovely letter (copied below), which Tiggy’s PPS found extremely funny. Importantly, it means Her Supreme Feline Majesty can get back to work with her “full administrative powers” rightfully restored.
We are enormously grateful to Michal for such a generous gesture. Thank you so much – Tiggy has promised to take great care of this one…and also get back to stopping the station from completely crumbling in her absence!
Michal’s letter is reprinted below:
To: Her Supreme Feline Majesty, Tiggy
Chief Station Inspector & Master of the Rails (Chester Station)
Dear Tiggy,
I heard through the grapevine (or rather, via your official emergency broadcasts) that you’ve been unfairly grounded under “house arrest” just because your GPS collar decided to go on a solo adventure around Woodchurch. Frankly, an absolute outrage! Who is supposed to keep the station from completely falling apart now?
As your loyal subject and number one fan, I refuse to let the Chief Inspector sit around plotting her revenge in plain fur. Therefore, please accept this brand-new collar as a humble offering to your paws.
May it restore your full administrative powers, survive your next secret mission to Woodchurch, and successfully guilt-trip your staff into extra treats. Get back out there on the platform where you belong—the whole place is literally crumbling without your supervision!
With utmost respect, treats, and scratches,
Your Loyal Fan & Humble Servant
Michal