The Office wishes to address recent and entirely unfounded suggestions that Tiggy spends a disproportionate amount of the working day asleep.
The Office considers these allegations both inaccurate and potentially damaging to her professional reputation as Chief Rat Catcher & Inspector of Human Behaviour.
While records do indicate that Tiggy spent approximately 72.4% of the last working week asleep, this should not be confused with a lack of productivity. Tiggy’s considerable experience, highly developed delegation skills and carefully maintained napping schedule enable her to complete her official duties with exceptional efficiency, thereby requiring her to be on active duty for less than 30% of the working day.
For the avoidance of doubt, evidence of Tiggy undertaking official duties is attached.
Tiggy trusts that this will bring the matter to a close and that no further comment or questions will be raised as to the frequency, duration or timing of her naps.