Phileas Moss

Phileas was deployed by the Department for Foreign Affairs & International Relations to procure an Avian Translation Expert from an organisation believed to be located in the Upton area.

Progress was slow but steady. He passed Costa Coffee before advancing towards the Chester Tap Room (with notable vigour). GPS contact was then lost, at which point the operative was initially suspected of having become involved in a subterranean incident.

He was subsequently located in the Chester Tap Room taking refreshment. Following a brief period of rest and recuperation, he resumed his journey, only to be diverted once again by a, to date, unexplained aerial incident, resulting in him being found staying overnight at The Queen at Chester Hotel.

I have comprehensive onboard housing facilities which enable me to sustain extended deployments. I reject assertions that I display ‘notable vigour’ only when advancing towards hospitality venues. I like to think I perform my duties with notable vigour at all times.

Investigations into expense claims for overnight stay at The Queen at Chester hotel (ongoing).