Department for Media & Correspondence

Reference Number

DEP-0003

Status

Active

Established

12 June 2026

Department Group

Executive

Department Brief

Responsible for receipt, processing and publication of photographic evidence, witness statements, reports of adorable behaviour and other communications submitted by human subjects.

Responsibilities

Maintain official channels for submissions; review photographs and reports for publication; manage correspondence volume; handle public-facing press notices; maintain the Office address at the Fourth Rafter from the Ticket Barrier, Platform 3; advise human subjects on correct communication procedures; discourage shouting across the concourse during naps.

Department Motto

Submissions sent via other means may not reach the correct department.