The Duck (you know the one)

Areas of Expertise

Public speaking; queue management; PA announcements; spiritual outreach; persuasion; passenger engagement.

Current Position

Assistant to Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst

Professional Profile

The Duck (you know the one) is an enthusiastic public speaker, spiritual outreach practitioner and assistant to Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst.

Long before his formal appointment, he was a familiar presence around Chester Station, addressing the travelling public on the deeper aspects of their being and recounting his numerous near-death experiences.

His exceptional confidence when addressing large groups, ability to make himself heard across considerable distances and possession of his own microphone and PA system led to his appointment as Mrs Peckhurst’s assistant following negotiations concerning her workload.

Department

Department Role

Head of Department

Personal Statement

“Have I told you about my near-death experiences?”

Personnel Category

Department Staff

Character Number

#12

Reports To

Responsibilities

Maintain an orderly queue on Platform 5; issue instructions and announcements via PA system; prevent unauthorised tapping, pirouetting and other rehearsal activity amongst waiting ants; ensure Ant Division employees attending the Staff Census are in possession of their Standard Issue Wee Parasols; ensure the continuous and orderly progression of employees towards the Census Desk.

Species

Cat

Status

Active