Station Rat A

Unauthorised enterprise; fraudulent documentation; persuasion; opportunistic schemes.

Station Rat A has repeatedly demonstrated a talent for identifying opportunities for unauthorised enterprise, producing or procuring dubious documentation and persuading Station Rat B to participate in schemes which Rat B does not always fully understand.

When challenged, Rat A is inclined to present questionable activity as a form of public service or administrative assistance.

Convicted in connection with the provision of a fraudulent Station Street Food Vendor’s Licence and associated documentation, resulting in an outbreak of food poisoning. The offences were committed while he was already serving community service for the manufacture of fraudulent identification cards. Sentenced to 34 days in custody, with his existing community service order to resume upon release together with a further 120 hours under the supervision of the Department for Cleaning & Environmental Hygiene.

Subsequently found to have devised the attempted sale of 628 Standard Issue Wee Parasols using Phileas Moss Esq.’s Travelling Tote to conceal them. Sentenced to hard labour polishing 63,847 Wee Tap Shoes and assisting with transportation of building materials and operation of the pulley systems for the Wee Parasol Cathedral. When not engaged in labour, he is incarcerated in the Rat Penitentiary within the Cathedral cloisters.