The Office of Tiggy wishes to advise human subjects that Tiggy’s scheduled 6PM Address will be subject to a delay.
Following the successful resolution of today’s incident at the latter end of Platform 7, during which two pigeons were apprehended for loitering without Loitering Licences, Tiggy is currently taking an extended afternoon nap.
While the Office acknowledges the public’s desire for a timely address, the physical and emotional demands of such operational incidents are not to be underestimated.
The Office thanks human subjects for their patience and continued cooperation. It remains unclear as to when Tiggy will resume her official duties.
Department for Scheduling & Public Engagement 