The Office of Tiggy, Department of Health & Safety (Ant Division) wishes to advise passengers that an incident has been reported at the latter end of Platform 7.
While investigations remain ongoing, the incident is understood to involve at least two pigeons and a concerning disregard for established station protocols. Tiggy is in attendance and currently overseeing investigations.
Passengers travelling during the Friday evening rush hour are advised that minor delays and diversions may be in place while the situation is assessed.
At this stage there is no cause for alarm, although passengers are reminded not to approach, engage with or attempt to negotiate with any pigeons. Please leave that to the professionals on the scene.
Further updates will be issued as information becomes available.
Department of Health & Safety (Ant Division)