Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control.
It is hoped there may be a breakthrough in the Health & Safety (Ant Division) strike after Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst checked to be sure that somebody had thought to review the paperwork accompanying the 143-box consignment from Wee Tap Shoes R Us for details of the number of tap shoes contained therein. Upon discovering that nobody had, to date, thought of this, Emmeline is working over the weekend to locate the paperwork. Humans visiting the station over the weekend are advised she is becoming flappier by the minute and should not be approached.
The Department of Internal Investigations & Prosecutions is reviewing the statement received this afternoon from Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn regarding a conversation she overheard which casts considerable doubt on Station Rat B’s previous claim that he acted alone in the Standard Issue Wee Parasol affair. The second individual has not been formally identified, but has been widely named on social media as Station Rat A.
Phileas Moss Esq. has completed his first strap fitting for his prototype Flying Harness. The Engineering Team reports that the straps require some small adjustment. Mr Moss seems more concerned about how his two Half-Pint Plinths are going to be attached.
The first print run of The Office of Tiggy 2027 Calendar has arrived! Socks has personally reviewed and approved the calendars to be packaged ready to be posted out to those who have pre-ordered on Monday. Further print runs will be organised to fulfil ongoing orders – view and purchase the calendar at https://www.tiggythecat.co.uk/shop. 10% of profits are donated to Chester Kitty Cat Rescue.
Tiggy is currently looking over the calendar for the umpteenth time. She is trying to decide which is her favourite month, but remains torn between January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November and December.
The Office is now closed until Monday and wishes all a wonderful weekend.