Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control.
Supplies of sugar have begun arriving outside the north transept of the Wee Parasol Cathedral following yesterday’s appeal by the 14,873 striking ants. Health & Safety (Ant Division) have expressed their gratitude to the public for their support.
Station Rat A has recommenced his community service under the supervision of the Department for Cleaning & Environmental Hygiene and is presently engaged in removing chewing gum, bird droppings and other undesirable deposits from station property. Close supervision is being maintained to ensure that no opportunities for further ‘enterprise’ arise.
Following yesterday’s appointment of his multidisciplinary Flying Harness Engineering Team, Field Operative Phileas Moss Esq. has confirmed that work on the prototype is now ready to commence. It is understood Mr Moss has already begun writing his aviation memoirs.
Following confirmation of her direct descent from Lady Tigridia, Tiggy has appointed Dr Barnaby Wycliffe, Senior Lecturer in Medieval Feline Employment History at the University of Chester, to investigate whether the annual stipend of 12 herrings attached to her ancestor’s position was hereditary. His special research interest in ecclesiastical remuneration in late-medieval and early-modern England makes him particularly well-suited to the role.
Tiggy has decided that now is an appropriate time to lie spread-eagled on the concourse. Please tread carefully.