Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and is pleased to report that everything remains broadly under control.
The situation within the Wee Parasol Cathedral is unchanged with all 14,873 members of Health & Safety (Ant Division) remaining inside refusing either to complete their Staff Census forms or audition for the Synchronised Tap & Parasol Dance Troupe. Construction of the cathedral has also ceased.
The Duck (you know the one) is outside the Wee Parasol Cathedral addressing the ants via his PA system. It is not presently clear whether he is attempting to resolve the industrial dispute or opportunistically preaching to a large gathered crowd about his near-death experiences and belief that he is here to serve a higher purpose.
Field Operative Phileas Moss has completed recruitment for his Flying Harness Engineering Team and can confirm that the full team has now been assembled. Work on the prototype flying harness is expected to commence shortly. Further details regarding his selected team are expected to be released in due course.
Postal voting for Employee of the Week for the week ending 12th June is now entering its final stages. Completed ballot papers are due to be returned by Thursday. Mrs Peckhurst has requested that the Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis clear their desk ready for the count. Harley, Head of Department, has requested clarification as to what exactly Mrs Peckhurst means by ‘clear their desk’.
Tiggy has now gone to @chesterstationtap to see if she can procure more ham from @andykchef.