EVENING REPORT: Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control.
Anita Butler (Ant No. 14,351) has begun considering Mr Phileas Moss Esq.’s revised flying harness design, incorporating two half-pint Inflight Pint Plinths for improved stability and weight distribution. Anita has indicated that approval of the Inflight Pint Plinths will be conditional upon Mr Moss agreeing that only 0% beer may be consumed whilst airborne. Mr Moss is considering his position.
The Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis have made limited progress with their elastic-band ball, mainly due to a lack of concentration on the task. Pepper BSc (Hons), FICSA, Special Adviser for Advanced Statistical Analysis, has suggested they take her reference tennis ball to the river and try again tomorrow. Harley, Head of Department, has agreed to this.
The ants’ construction of a scale model of Chester Cathedral from Standard Issue Wee Parasols has progressed considerably. Work on the nave is substantially complete and several teams have now begun construction of the tower. Passengers are asked to watch their step when passing Platform 5.
Mediation between Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst and the Synchronised Tap & Parasol Dance Troupe judging panel has, unfortunately, stalled. The Duck (you know the one) has advised that they should perhaps look to the ants’ example of teamwork. Mrs Peckhurst has declined to comment and has gone on her delivery round distributing ballot papers for the Employee of the Week postal vote.
Tiggy has completed the polishing of her silver sardine tray and is waiting for a sardine supper. If any humans are in the vicinity to arrange this, she would be most grateful.
The Office wishes all human subjects a pleasant evening.