Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control.
Field Operative Phileas Moss Esq.’s travelling trolley remains parked outside the Chester Station Tap this evening. It is assumed he is inside writing reports. It remains unknown how his Travelling Tote came to contain hundreds of Standard Issue Wee Parasols. Station Rat B is still being questioned.
The Duck (you know the one) has today addressed ants in the Staff Census queue on the importance of following rules. His consideration of precisely when movement becomes dancing has subsequently developed into a discourse on the nature of reality itself. At the time of writing, his address is continuing.
With the Census desk now closed for the weekend, Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst has set out to deliver postal ballot papers for the Employee of the Week vote. Witnesses have described her as a little flappy.
Socks has continued her ongoing aptitude assessments and was today introduced to Milo from Upstairs as part of Training Exercise 6.3 – Module 3c: Interspecies Relations (Rabbit). Initial observations are that Socks was considerably more interested in Milo’s broccoli than Milo.
Tiggy spent a significant proportion of the day attending to important Office business from her new massage chair. She wishes to reassure human subjects that this has in no way affected her ability to supervise proceedings.
The Office would also like to thank everyone who has pre-ordered the Tiggy 2027 Calendar today. Your support is very much appreciated.
The Office is now closed for the weekend. Tiggy wishes all human subjects, members of staff and creatures a restful weekend.