The Department for Street Food Regulation has received reports of an outbreak of food poisoning amongst creatures frequenting Chester Station.
The outbreak is believed to have originated from a discarded chicken baguette which was retrieved from a litter bin and divided into portions before being sold on as “Chicken Nibbles” by an unlicensed fox. Whilst investigations remain ongoing, creatures are advised not to purchase food from unlicensed vendors, regardless of how enthusiastically they may describe their products as “fresh today.”
The Office can also confirm that similar concerns have recently been brought to its attention regarding Platform 4 at York Station, where reports of similar activity are presently being assessed by the relevant authorities.
The public are further reminded that the possession of a Costa bag does not constitute a valid Food Hygiene Certificate, and that authentic Food Hygiene Stickers are printed, not handwritten.
Creatures experiencing symptoms are advised to seek appropriate medical assistance.