The Phileas Moss Esq. Mission #1 Travelling Tote (Standard Issue)

£8.95

Issued by the Department for Foreign Affairs & International Relations, this official Mission #1 tote was originally commissioned for Field Operative Mr Phileas Moss Esq.’s first assignment to procure an avian translation expert from an organisation believed to exist in the Upton area of Chester.

Lightweight and well-suited to shopping missions as well as field trips, this tote features deliberately faded print to give the appearance of a well-travelled piece of equipment.

  • 100% natural cotton canvas (4oz)
  • Size: approx. 15 × 16.5 inches
  • Handle length: approx. 25.5 inches

Warning: Whilst perfectly suitable for transporting ants and, subject to an appropriate risk assessment, snails, this bag is not approved for the carriage of pigeons or cats.
Anita Butler (Ant No. 14,351), Department for Health & Safety (Ant Division).

Each tote is designed & hand-printed to order in Chester.

10% of profits from all official merchandise sales will be donated to Chester Kitty Cat Rescue (Registered Charity No. 1161073).

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