Reference Number
DEP-0003
Status
Active
Established
12 June 2026
Department Group
Executive
Department Brief
Responsible for receipt, processing and publication of photographic evidence, witness statements, reports of adorable behaviour and other communications submitted by human subjects.
Responsibilities
Maintain official channels for submissions; review photographs and reports for publication; manage correspondence volume; handle public-facing press notices; maintain the Office address at the Fourth Rafter from the Ticket Barrier, Platform 3; advise human subjects on correct communication procedures; discourage shouting across the concourse during naps.
Department Motto
Submissions sent via other means may not reach the correct department.
