The Department is pleased to report continued growth in human acquisition.
Current data indicates that the population of human subjects increased from 427 to 685 in approximately five hours.
Preliminary findings suggest that humans respond favourably to:
• Official statements
• Photographs of Tiggy
• Allegations involving DREAMIES™
• Speculation regarding George, The Stourbridge Station Cat
Further research is required, however the Department remains cautiously optimistic regarding future prospects and has therefore authorised additional biscuits for staff.
Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis