Good morning.
Tiggy has now completed her morning patrol and all remains broadly under control.
Demonstrations on Platform 6 became somewhat more animated overnight. Buzz, Senior Human Behaviour Analyst, and Toffee, Junior Data Acquisition Officer, remain on site overseeing the situation. Whilst their efforts have been described as enthusiastic, they have not yet resulted in any measurable reduction in unrest.
In her professional capacity as Junior Data Acquisition Officer, Toffee has provisionally estimated that Platform 6 is now occupied by approximately 1.8 million insects, 641,397 spiders and “many multiples of cross mammals.” Her supervisor, Harley, has requested that she provide the methodology upon which these figures were calculated.
Emmeline’s letter of resignation remains under Tiggy’s personal consideration. No decision has yet been announced and voting operations on Platform 5 therefore remain temporarily suspended.
The Department of Foreign Affairs & International Relations continues its enquiries following the loss of contact with its Field Operative. Despite ongoing investigations, his whereabouts remain unknown.
The Department of Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis has confirmed that the analysis regarding overnight flying mammal voting remains outstanding. Pepper BSc (Hons), FICSA, continues to search for her missing tennis ball.
Tiggy has now returned to her office for light refreshments, careful consideration of departmental matters and a well-earned morning nap.
Human subjects are once again advised to avoid the Platform 6 area unless absolutely vital to their journey today.