Firstly, I would like to extend my sincere thanks to George, The Stourbridge Station Cat for his recent support in introducing me to his human subjects.
I would also like to address the recent speculation regarding the exchange of DREAMIES™ between our respective organisations. This rumour remains entirely unfounded and, following a thorough internal investigation, I can personally confirm that no treats, DREAMIES™ or otherwise, have changed paws.
And now, if I may address the rumours of a romantic attachment between George and myself.
George is a respected colleague, professional inspiration and distinguished railway cat. Furthermore, we have never met.
I trust this clarifies matters.
Finally, I would like to acknowledge the remarkable growth of this page. However, whilst 500 followers in 24 hours is, by any measure, a respectable achievement, I would like to remind you all that Chester Station welcomes millions of visitors each year, so clearly much outreach work remains to be done.
Nevertheless, I thank you all, my loyal human subjects, for your continued support. Your efforts have been noted.
And now, back to work everyone.
Tiggy
Chief Rat Catcher & Inspector of Human Behaviour, Chester Station
FRCRS (Fellow of the Royal College of Rodent Studies)