Due to a significant increase in correspondence and general activity since opening its doors to the public, Tiggy has authorised the appointment of additional staff to assist with Office operations.
In the first instance, the newly established Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis will be responsible for monitoring human activity, analysing behavioural trends and counting.
The Department will be staffed by (from right to left):
Harley — Head of Department
Buzz — Senior Human Behaviour Analyst
Toffee — Junior Data Acquisition Officer
The Department for Media & Correspondence will meanwhile assume responsibility for reviewing photographs and other communications received from human subjects.
All such material should henceforth be submitted through official channels, either by direct message or via post:
The Office of Tiggy
C/O Department for Media & Correspondence
Fourth Rafter from the Ticket Barrier
Platform 3
Chester Station
City Road
Chester, Cheshire
CH1 3DR
Submissions made through unofficial channels may not reach the appropriate department and therefore cannot be guaranteed consideration for publication.
Human subjects are also reminded that shouting “TIGGY!” across the station concourse while Tiggy is napping may result in disciplinary action.