Following extensive enquiries, correspondence, investigations and many hours spent retracing the operative’s previously reported movements, the Department can now confirm that the missing field operative has been located within the Chester Tap Room, where he is taking a short rest and refreshment break.
The Department has reminded the operative of the importance of maintaining a clear distinction between diplomatic outreach and recreational activities.
The operative is now taking a short nap.
The Avian Translation Expert Procurement Mission will recommence just as soon as the operative can be roused.
Department for Foreign Affairs & International Relations
The Office of Tiggy