Today marks one week since I opened the Office of Tiggy to the human public.
During that time:
More than 1,820 human subjects have registered with the Office
Multiple departments have been established
One democratic election has been attempted… and is ongoing
A considerable quantity of correspondence has been generated
To mark this auspicious day, I have personally commissioned a new official portrait series of myself, which I am pleased to unveil.
I would like to thank my human family for my new collar and tag, and Sophie from the Department for Wardrobe, Styling & Personal Presentation for fitting and styling the aforementioned collar and tag.
While I appreciate my human subjects may be oohing and cooing, I remain focused on maintaining the highest possible standards in both personal appearance and professional performance.
And now, back to work.
Tiggy
Chief Rat Catcher & Inspector of Human Behaviour, Chester Station
FRCRS (Fellow of the Royal College of Rodent Studies)