Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and reports that all remains broadly under control.
☂️ The Department for Internal Investigations & Procurement Irregularities has examined the unauthorised wee parasols confiscated from Health & Safety (Ant Division) and established that they do not appear to have originated from a single source. Enquiries continue.
😺 The Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis reports that Pepper BSc (Hons), FICSA, Special Adviser for Advanced Statistical Analysis, arrived during Harley’s third and deciding count of Box 1 of the 143-box consignment from Wee-Tap Shoes R Us. Unfortunately, in the excitement of her arrival, Pepper’s favourite tennis ball knocked over the box, sending wee tap shoes flying in all directions. The Department is now attempting to retrieve them. The exact number requiring retrieval remains unknown.
💌 Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn of Pen-y-Bont visited Tiggy at the station this afternoon to thank her for her recent letter, now framed in the morning room at Dillwyn Manor. The visit passed extremely pleasantly, with a picnic provided by Mrs Dillwyn-Llewelyn, including 2006 Vintage Tuna Water, enjoyed upon Tiggy’s favourite station bench.
🐾 The Department for Careers & Recruitment confirms that arrangements are in place for Socks to begin her comprehensive programme of aptitude, competency and vocational assessments on Monday. Socks describes herself as “excited, but a little nervous.”
📦 The Department for Merchandise & Commemorative Affairs is delighted to report further orders have reached their destinations. One human subject reported: “I’m so pleased with everything. Really good quality and well packaged.” Mr Jeremy Sherwood, Senior Quality Assurance Inspector, and Mrs Jennifer Sherwood, Head of Packaging & Dispatch, are said to be extremely gratified.
🐈⬛ Tiggy has retired from official duties and intends to spend the evening pampering herself with the Catnip & Lavender Paw Balm personally handmade for her by Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn.
The Office is now closed until Monday and wishes all human and non-human subjects a very pleasant weekend.