Firstly, I would like to personally apologise for the delay to today’s Morning Report. This is due to my requirement that Tiggy attend an urgent Health & Safety briefing.
The briefing will cover a number of important workplace safety topics, including (but not limited to):
• Why lying spread-eagle on a busy station concourse is to be discouraged.
• The importance of keeping station thoroughfares free from obstruction.
• Appropriate and inappropriate locations in which to conduct official Office business.
I would like to thank human subjects for their continued patience. However, I am sure all can fully appreciate that, regardless of position, all Office personnel must be held to strict standards for the safety of every staff member, passenger and animal frequenting the station.
Anita Butler (Ant No. 14,351)
Senior Risk Assessment Officer
Department for Health & Safety (Ant Division)